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Mon Apr 7

there is a retard living above me. seriously.

  • me: THE RETARD UPSTAIRS IS SO LOUD
  • I WANT TO KILL HIM
  • Carl: rofl
  • me: i told you about the retard right?
  • i forget
  • Carl: yeah, i heard him
  • me: haha
  • yeah
  • ugh
  • haha can i have like one normal apartment situation
  • Carl: you can complain!
  • me: sigh i may have to
  • this is ridiculous
  • he's just like yelling
  • and going 'HEEEEEEEEEH"
  • ...i feel like no one would believe me if i wrote about this on my blog
  • Carl: lol
  • me: HE JUST REPEATS STUFF
  • OVER AND OVER AGAIN
  • "blah blah blah. blah BLAH blah. blah BLAH BLAH."
  • STOP EMPHASIZING DIFFERENT THINGS
  • HATE YOU
  • Carl: i'm sorry
  • i'm laughing
  • me: damn you
  • haha can i kill a retard and get away with it legally
  • i feel like it's a service
  • "DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO"
  • he just revved up for that one